Pigeon Poos In Kings Of Leon Bassist’s Mouth, Stops Show

Nobody will ever, ever top this story.

Posted 24th July 2010, 1:50pm in News, by DIY News Desk
Kings Of Leon We'll be honest, viewers, we spent a good half an hour trying to come up with a funny headline, but a Factual Statement Of Events is pretty much 100% proof hilarity in itself.

Kings Of Leon cancelled a show last night (Friday 23rd) three songs in after a pigeon 'relieved itself' on Jared Followill's head.

Well, we say head, but as band mate Nathan revealed on Twitter:

“So sorry St. Louis. We had to bail, pigeons shitting in Jared's mouth and it was too unsanitary to continue,”

Obviously we're not laughing. This isn't a laughing matter. Some fans weren't happy though. Replying to that, the drummer added:

“Don't take it out on Jared, it's the ****ing venues fault. You may enjoy being shit on but we don't. Sorry for all who traveled many miles.”

So, there's your second headline - Kings Of Leon drummer accuses fans of enjoying being shit on. Hold the front page.

Any reports that the pigeon has found itself described as it's generation's leading music critic remain unconfirmed.
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