The Brightlights - 3 This font will literally save your band and get you two stars single-handedly. Font-tastic! Font-tabulous! Font-cellent! You get the picture.
Spiral Beach - Voodoo A cross between the 'oompah' ending of a musical and the theme of a spaghetti western, all the while staying the right side of ridiculous.
The Metros - Last Of The Lookers This is possibly one of the worst songs ever committed to record, it is a violation of nature's gift of music.
Animal Collective - Water Curses Because it is simultaneously boldly experimental and celebratory, 'Water Curses' is as much fun as The Beach Boys dancing to John Cage.
School Of Language - Poor Boy 'Poor Boy' is a fuzz of American college rock guitars and falsetto harmonies, approaching a geeked-up Queens of the Stone Age.
The Corrections - Barcode The Corrections are redolent of early Bloc Party: whirling, white hot guitars the focal point of this track.
Jim Noir - What U Gonna Do Overall, this song's a nice enough slice of summer pop that'll probably end up on a Bulmers advert.
The Seal Cub Clubbing Club - May It's a delight. It really is. If they did kill small animals, 'May' might just be enough to allow them to be forgiven.